I was knuckle deep, digging and tugging as determinedly yet gently as possible to loosen, fragment and ultimately extract the hard rock of stool the elderly gentleman, Mr. H, had been unable to evacuate over the preceding week. Although the lidocaine gel had provided some degree of relief, the poor man was clearly uncomfortable. I was uncomfortable. The nurse was uncomfortable. Nobody in that room wanted to be involved in this event, but after a week of laxatives and two failed enemas in the Emergency Department (ED), it was apparent the only way for Mr. H to experience relief was manual disimpaction. Multiple packets of lube, numerous pairs of gloves (always double – you only make that mistake once) and twenty minutes later, we had removed what we could and he was able to fully relieve himself. I saw another patient or two then went back to check on him. He smiled at me and said, “Thanks Doc. You really helped me out. I appreciate it.”